The Cookbook · Digital · $32
It's FINALLY Here!
The last protein-focused cookbook you'll ever need. Filled to the brim with all the high-protein, viral and tasty cottage cheese recipes including:
- – Breads
- – Bagels
- – Donuts
- – Pizzas & Flatbreads
- – Dips
- – Cookies & Muffins
AND SO… MUCH… MORE!
Why cottage cheese?
Lumpy gold. Let me explain.
If you told me a few years ago that cottage cheese would become my culinary bestie, I would've laughed and gone back to my smoothie. But here we are. A whole book dedicated to the most underestimated, misunderstood, and ridiculously powerful ingredient on the planet.
I've spent over 25 years coaching women who've tried everything to feel better in their bodies. Keto, fasting, celery juice, the 1,200-calorie hamster wheel. Most of them were starving, stressed out, and struggling to lose fat even when they were "doing everything right."
That's when I started teaching macro balance: the art of eating enough protein, fat, and carbs to stabilize blood sugar, balance hormones, and actually feel human again. When your body feels safe, you burn fat naturally. And that's where cottage cheese comes in.
For busy moms · For the holidays · For your future
One of the most GLP-1 activating foods on the planet.
Cottage cheese isn't just high in protein and loved by adults and children alike, it's also one of the most GLP-1 activating foods out there.
GLP-1 is the hormone that helps keep you satisfied longer, balances cravings, and supports blood sugar stability, all naturally.
You've probably heard of GLP-1 because of pharmaceuticals like Ozempic. But guess what? Your body makes its own. Foods like cottage cheese, rich in amino acids and real nourishment, can help it do exactly that.
No shots, no restriction, no crazy rules. Just real food doing what it was designed to do: support your metabolism, hormones, and mood.
P.S. Yes, those bagels are made with cottage cheese.
Digital format first
Forever yours. No subscription.
We wanted to bring you They Call Me The Queen of Cottage Cheese during the holidays and before the new year. I fundamentally believe it will help you change your relationship with food and excel through the holidays and beyond.
The book is designed to navigate easily from your e-reader or iPad, clearly categorized so you're never left searching for your new favorites.
Good news for print lovers: I fully intend to bring you a physical version, and by supporting the digital book you help make that happen. Digital buyers will receive a discount on the physical version if and when it becomes available.
You'll receive the book in a format that is forever yours. No subscriptions. Nothing mysteriously disappearing from your library later.
Choose your option
Three ways to get the book.
Pick the package that fits you. Each link routes by region.
Option 1
The Digital Cookbook
$32
100 of my most viral and most delicious cottage cheese recipes, delivered as a digital cookbook you'll own forever.
- Macros
- Step-by-step instructions
- Easy ingredient list
- 100 community-loved, mom-approved recipes
- Easy digital quick-jump glossary
- All made with cottage cheese
Option 2 · Perfect Holiday Bundle
The Digital Cookbook + Apron
The digital cookbook plus the Queen of Cottage Cheese apron, waterproof and stain resistant.
- Macros
- Step-by-step instructions
- Easy ingredient list
- 100 community-loved, mom-approved recipes
- Easy digital quick-jump glossary
- All made with cottage cheese
- The Queen of Cottage Cheese apron (waterproof, stain-resistant)
Option 3
The Ultimate Bundle
Everything from Option 2 plus Simone's Ultimate Meal Prep System: a $600 step-by-step course to take the stress out of healthy eating for busy women and families.
- The Queen of Cottage Cheese Cookbook (100 recipes)
- The Queen of Cottage Cheese Apron
- Simone's Ultimate Meal Prep System ($600 value)
- Family-friendly, macro-balanced recipes
- Grocery lists, kitchen setups, real-life demos
